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collegehumor: 15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate to Say [Click for full list] 1. So, which bed should we sleep in?2. You’re a heavy sleeper, right?3. Damn! This dorm is even smaller than my cell.4. This is Alfred, my python.5. I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a…6. Where should I keep my cross bow?7. I’m an only child. 8. Man, this closet is definitely big enough to fit a body. [Keep Reading] I feel like things would be more interesting if this happened :v

collegehumor:

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate to Say [Click for full list]

1. So, which bed should we sleep in?
2. You’re a heavy sleeper, right?
3. Damn! This dorm is even smaller than my cell.
4. This is Alfred, my python.
5. I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a…
6. Where should I keep my cross bow?
7. I’m an only child. 
8. Man, this closet is definitely big enough to fit a body. [Keep Reading]

I feel like things would be more interesting if this happened :v

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