15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate to Say [Click for full list]
1. So, which bed should we sleep in?
2. You’re a heavy sleeper, right?
3. Damn! This dorm is even smaller than my cell.
4. This is Alfred, my python.
5. I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a…
6. Where should I keep my cross bow?
7. I’m an only child.
8. Man, this closet is definitely big enough to fit a body. [Keep Reading]
I feel like things would be more interesting if this happened :v